And the Father of the Year Award Goes to…

in Emails from Suitors

In my defense, it’s not that I don’t like children. I’m just not ready to be anyone’s momma. I haven’t lived my life yet! I’ve spent most of my life as a student, so I’m going to enjoy my newfound freedom. I definitely don’t want to have to deal with baby mama drama either, so sorry if I’m averse to dating men with children. Hey, at least I let guys know that from the beginning, right? Call me selfish, but I’m going to do me for now. It’s better to be selfish while you’re single than to be selfish with a family!

#1 Dad: I just put my son on craigslist… wanna talk after the sale?

Ok, this guy gets a single clap from me to acknowledge his humor. I stated that I like children just fine on my profile- so long as they’re not mine or belong to the guy I’m dating. And preferably at least 25ft away. Not making a sound. Sleeping is good. Yeah. Shhh…there there, quiet…

Genius. Now, for someone to invent the electric highchair…

Leave a comment!

Leave a Comment

Previous post:

Next post: