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Happy Freakin’ New Year!

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After a short hiatus from the dating world due to the holidays and work (and perhaps, maybe because I was just up to my eyeballs in dating b.s. for the year and had to take a break for the sake of my sanity), I’ve finally resurfaced. Yup, as soon as I signed into my account, […]

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Photos of Men on Dating Websites

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You can literally find every type of person on an online dating website (well, except for the Amish and those with severe online phobia, but maybe even then I stand to be corrected). With this comes very bizarre, entertaining, alarming, and hilarious photos. Online dating isn’t just for finding love. It’s also a good source […]

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Top 5 Photos NOT to Post on a Dating Website Part II

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I was secretly hoping there wouldn’t be a sequel to Top 5 Photos Not to Post , but we know darn well there are more than 5 types that are just plain unacceptable when it comes to online dating profile photos. 6. Photo of a photo:  Bro, seriously? Your profile picture shouldn’t be in the theme of the […]

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Dude Likes Synonyms

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I LOVE synonyms. With correct usage, one can turn banal writing into literary bouquets to rouse the senses! However, when you list several synonyms in one sentence, it’s just stupid and vacuous and absurd because it’s unnecessary and extraneous and gratuitous. Do you grasp and understand and comprehend what I’m saying? SynonymSam: I am known to be very extreme and intense. I […]

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Unemployed with Kids Need Not Apply

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In general, OKCupid does an all right job suggesting men to me based on my preferences. However, when it fucks up, it really takes the cake. Well, more material for my blog, I suppose. Here’s an excerpt from this winning potential mate: My self-summary:  hey what’s up ladies I got 2 kids and no job […]

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