Dating Tips

Good Intentions

Dating Tips

Personally, I would limit sending correspondence to online dating prospects to only 2 attempts. One email elicited no response? It could have gotten lost among the rest or got sucked into a cyber black hole, so if you don’t hear back, send a second email. No response after second attempt? Odds are fair to good […]

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Photos of Men on Dating Websites

Bad Profiles

You can literally find every type of person on an online dating website (well, except for the Amish and those with severe online phobia, but maybe even then I stand to be corrected). With this comes very bizarre, entertaining, alarming, and hilarious photos. Online dating isn’t just for finding love. It’s also a good source […]

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Top 5 Photos NOT to Post on a Dating Website Part II

Bad Profiles

I was secretly hoping there wouldn’t be a sequel to Top 5 Photos Not to Post , but we know darn well there are more than 5 types that are just plain unacceptable when it comes to online dating profile photos. 6. Photo of a photo:  Bro, seriously? Your profile picture shouldn’t be in the theme of the […]

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Wifey

Dating Tips

The art of wooing doesn’t give much leeway to uncertainty. Odds are, you most likely won’t have a second chance to explain yourself, so be clear in your intentions and words. This dude right here has messaged me this line several times. What the hell does it even mean?! Are you proposing marriage?Are you giving […]

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To Each His Own

Dating Tips

Why do some men even bother messaging women they find vile or annoying or hell, even unattractive? Is it because despite being vile or annoying, we can still be redeemed because after all, we come equipped with a set of tits that can negate all shortcomings? I have a feeling some men think that by being […]

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When a Guy Says He’s Tired of Dating Models…

Bad Dates

I’m grateful to have a built-in BullShit meter that is relatively accurate. The sad part is, though, it goes off too often when I’m on dates. I allow some leeway when it comes to men inflating their egos with little white lies, but please, don’t push it too far. No one likes the stench of bullshit during […]

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Bait and Switch

Conversations with People

I’ve seen countless guys who post outdated photos alongside more recent ones, and that makes me wonder why they don’t have better judgment. Do they expect me to think, “Aww, he used to be good looking!”? Or do they want me to see their potential should time suddenly travel backwards and they miraculously lose those flanking love […]

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Persistence Doesn’t Always Pay Off

Dating Tips

In the beginning, I tried to respond to everyone who emails me just to be courteous- even if it is to say I’m not interested. I know that whenever I contact someone and don’t get a response, I feel pretty shitty. What? I’m not even worth a “no thank you, miss”? I tried to avoid […]

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A Rose by Any Other Name…

Dating Tips

Aahhhh, what is in a name? No one has asked this question as woefully as poor, little Juliet… well, until me, that is. It’s pretty apparent I nitpick- down to the username on dating profiles. I know, I know- I can be ridiculous. I just seem to notice all that is awful and absurd- no matter how […]

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My Top 3 Issues with Online Dating Profiles Part II

Dating Tips

It has been a good while since I posted my inaugural diatribe on dating, My Top 3 Issues with Online Dating Profiles. I feel I am doing my audience and myself an injustice to stop there, considering I have many, many more issues concerning this topic. Over the years, I began to feel as if I’m […]

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