Emails from Suitors

Time Reveals Truth, Sometimes

Emails from Suitors

I was bored two evenings ago and was in the mood for a romance movie, so I signed onto Netflix and picked out “Mansfield Park” to entertain me. Here’s a very quick recount of two characters to get to the point I’m trying to make with this post. The protagonist, Fanny Price, is from a […]

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Good Intentions

Dating Tips

Personally, I would limit sending correspondence to online dating prospects to only 2 attempts. One email elicited no response? It could have gotten lost among the rest or got sucked into a cyber black hole, so if you don’t hear back, send a second email. No response after second attempt? Odds are fair to good […]

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One-way Street

Emails from Suitors

Some men and their choice of words amuse me. Depending on the cosmos and the time of my menstrual cycle, my reaction varies. Today, I’m in heightened snarky mode. Perhaps I shouldn’t be posting for fear of seeming less than personable- as I usually am. Then again, maybe my cynical and sarcastic comments are why you […]

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Wifey

Dating Tips

The art of wooing doesn’t give much leeway to uncertainty. Odds are, you most likely won’t have a second chance to explain yourself, so be clear in your intentions and words. This dude right here has messaged me this line several times. What the hell does it even mean?! Are you proposing marriage?Are you giving […]

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To Each His Own

Dating Tips

Why do some men even bother messaging women they find vile or annoying or hell, even unattractive? Is it because despite being vile or annoying, we can still be redeemed because after all, we come equipped with a set of tits that can negate all shortcomings? I have a feeling some men think that by being […]

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So Creepy So Fast

Emails from Suitors

How some men go from relatively normal to creepy as fuck in 0.7 seconds in an email is rather impressive. Hello. My name is Moses (Oh hi, Moses. Your parents must be religious to name you after a readily identifiable Biblical character, so how weird can you be, right?). I would like to get to […]

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Can’t Fix Stupid

Emails from Suitors

Have you ever received an email that didn’t totally turn you off but you weren’t quite sure you’re interested, so you respond to quell the curiosity? Then the follow-up email pops into your mailbox, and you’re like um, yeah, just no… OverHisHead Email #1: So I’ve been thinking. I’m getting pretty sick of my job, it’s the […]

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No Country for Old Men

Emails from Suitors

There was a time before online dating that I thought old men were cute in an endearing way. Aside from the few curmudgeons here and there, geriatrics seem chill and wise, and they’re usually full of enjoyable conversations. Yeah well, I no longer think this way. I now realize that males stop being cute pass […]

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Pansy Men

Emails from Suitors

I’m the type of female who is not overly sensitive and consider my life pretty much drama-free. My personality has never been described as feminine, and I’m actually quite proud of that (I’m not going to even try to be politically correct. We are all well aware of the “female” stereotypes. I’m just saying for the […]

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At Least He’s Honest

Emails from Suitors

Women are always saying how they would love to meet an honest man, since honest men are so difficult to find. Well ladies, if honesty is what you seek, I’ve got just the guy for you! Well, if you can look past a few minor details: BrokeButHonest: New to the area and pretty much looking for […]

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