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No Feet Fetish for You

Bad Dates

When I say I appreciate honesty, I really mean it. I don’t cherry-pick what I want to hear as truth and shun the rest. That means I usually have to wear my big girl panties because damn, some things are difficult to swallow. I admit; I have weird looking toes. Seriously, it’s pretty gnarly. My third […]

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The Sound of Love

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New relationships can be marvelous! Everything is wonderful when both are polite and respectful of each other. Ever wonder at what point in the relationship that sorta ends? My roommate figured it out. Roommate: It’s all magical until someone farts.  Farting is like the gateway drug. It opens the door for more less appealing things […]

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Candida, Is That You?

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Ahh, love. How do you know you’re in love? Well, some people feel physical effects like butterflies in their stomach or if they’re really sexually attracted to each other, tingling sensations down in the naughty regions. Roommie: That burning sensation in your loins is not a yeast infection. It’s love! Gotta love how one can […]

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Keep It Muthaf*ckin’ Classy

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I met a Croation research scientist and thought dating him could be interesting, since we may have a lot to talk about as we’re in the same field. Well, as all conversations with men go (regardless of how intellectual he is), it always leads to talks about sex. Shocker. Croation PhD: I’ve fucked women on my […]

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Morals…Or Lack Thereof

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Being best friends and living with my roommate for a couple of years, we pretty much know each other through and through. She’s either heard of or met every single Tom, Dick, and Harry I’ve dated. The best thing about our relationship is that there’s not much of a filter. And we know that having […]

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Dispensable Girlfriend

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It doesn’t matter how much the mother of your significant loves you; she’ll always love her child more. Can’t blame her, right? My roommate and her boyfriend were going on a hiking trip, and this is the mother’s message to her son: Friend’s Angelic Mother: Dear, I love her, but she’s not the mother of your […]

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Why Lesbian Dating Moves Faster than Hetero Dating

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Sis: We just happen to not be afraid of emotions… with men, women have to fish and get them to open up without making them feel like a little bitch.  So apparently, communication between two women is more productive because females don’t feel their womanhood is threatened when it comes to talking about emotions. Some men, […]

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