Change of Pace

in Emails from Suitors

Admittedly, online dating isn’t always horrific. Emails aren’t always deplorably written, and the guy on the other end can actually be funny, educated, and handsome (much like the mystic unicorn). After about 70 depressing posts, I decided to shake it up a bit and post a winning article and not one that makes you want to swig a bottle of Drano.

JohnnyDimples: NOW THATS A F*CKIN PROFILE!!! You shouldn’t consider changing a thing on it! From where I’m standing you have just the right amount of sarcasm and cynicism going…way more than most girls have the guts to show, but you didn’t push it too far. You seem way cool, way hot, way fun and just the right amount of crazy. 

Hmm, no misspelling or split infinitives- YES! I would also like to point out that he censored the curse word in his email- that shows some major class on his part.

Ok, maybe being called “the right amount of crazy” isn’t exactly the crème de la crème of compliments, but it sure beats the other crap I’ve been receiving. I’ll go ahead and give myself a pat on the back anyway.


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