Dispensable Girlfriend

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It doesn’t matter how much the mother of your significant loves you; she’ll always love her child more. Can’t blame her, right? My roommate and her boyfriend were going on a hiking trip, and this is the mother’s message to her son:

Friend’s Angelic Mother: Dear, I love her, but she’s not the mother of your children. If she happens to fall into a crevasse during your climb and you may fall with her, cut the rope.

Lesson to be had: Don’t ever be dead weight. Ever.

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