Made-up Words

in Emails from Suitors

As if we don’t have enough words in the English dictionary to describe the mundane things in our lives, this self-described old dude decides to invent one.  I don’t care if this mistake was due to haste because he doesn’t have much time left here on earth or because it was 4:30 pm and he had to run to catch the early bird special.

Old Guy Robert: Very beautiful. Would you concide a white guy a little older??

This is what it’s like when I hear people speak or read emails with made-up words:

stop

Is Robert asking me if I’d consider an older white guy, or is he asking me if I consider a white guy a little older than…? Irregardless, I refuse to conversate with him.

I can’t consider to concede when we don’t coincide.

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