Marriage = Necrophilia?

Sometimes, some relationships go stale in the bedroom. I suggest that if you’re starting to notice that the F-U-N is more like the F-U-N- in funeral, it’s time to break out the toys and porn, invite a third party, or just get a new relationship.

Roommate’s Boyfriend: Can you imagine having sex with a lifeless body?
Me: Yeah, there’s a term for that. It’s called…
Roommate: Marriage.