Menage A Trois?

in Emails from Suitors

It’s pretty darn rare to get an email from a female, but when I do, it’s almost always entertaining. The first time was from a burned woman. Evidently, she massed emailed all the females in the area warning us of her deadbeat ex and how he abandoned her and their newborn. You should understand why I found this extremely entertaining. The said deadbeat ended up being none other than our Mr. Harvard. I can’t even make up this shit! When I asked him about it, he unsurprisingly denied the story and swore she’s just a crazy ex who just can’t let go. Hell hath no fury, right ladies?

DearJohn

Then there’s this gem who later came along:

Lady Coquette: Hi there! I enjoyed your profile and think you’re very beautiful :-). I realize this is out of the blue….but I have a b/f and I wondered if you might possibly be open to exploring with a couple….If not I understand…..though I do hope you’re at least curious…

I politely thanked her for the compliment and responded that my curious days are over. I suggested she check out swinger sites and wished them luck. However, she was more persistent than I expected:

Lady Coquette: Hmmm any way I could persuade you “out of retirement”? Lol. 

Apparently, women are like men when it comes to dating sites. If you respond to them (despite saying you’re not interested), they take it as they still have a shot. *sigh*

3some

 

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