Sex Slave

in Emails from Suitors

I like men who don’t beat around the bush because I’m not much for emotional games. However, there are men who just cut to the chase a little too quickly for my liking, especially when they’re propositioning me for human trafficking.

BDSM: how woulg u like to be my sex slave ill make it worth ur whike

As enticing as his suggestion sounded, I just couldn’t imagine letting someone who can’t spell be my master of any kind. Nope, just can’t do it, folks. Also, he’s gross as all hell on top of that. The only sexy “Masters” are in books and movies! BDSM guy is no John from the movie 9 1/2 Weeks. Ladies, I’ve never read 50 Shades of Grey, but I’m assuming that book used 9 1/2 weeks as a reference, so you should check it out if you’re into that kinky stuff. It’s also nice to see how handsome Mickey Rourke looked before all that horrible plastic surgery screwed up his face, but I digress…

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