Size DD Ego

in Conversations with People

Growing up in the good ol’ US of A, we view standards of beauty as something almost unattainable by the masses. They’re pretty damn unrealistic if you ask me. As a result, it’s difficult to find a woman who has a true healthy self image, and that’s just really sad. For those who are confident, well they’re deemed as full of themselves… well at least full of boobs…

Me:¬†Friend wants to throw a pool party Sunday and asked if I’d mind. I told her as long as no one minds my big tits in a bikini. She then said I have a big ego.
Sis: You do have a healthy-sized ego.
Me: I do not have a healthy ego. I just said I have big tits. Now if I said I have EPIC perfect tits…
Sis: I have a healthy ego too.
Me: Oh yeah? Is that where you store your ego? in your DD tits?
Sis: BIG ego to match the BIG tits.

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