Size Does Matter, Folks

in Conversations with People

Size matters. Period. Blah blah blah motion of the ocean, my eye! Anyone who tells you otherwise is delusional. Penis size matters (i.e. length and girth) as does how straight it is, how hard it gets, and if he knows how to use it. It ALL matters. I’m sorry for those who are just cursed with a small dick because there’s nothing they can do about it (for the most part). Luckily for them, there are females out there who truly don’t mind. I just don’t happen to be one of them.

Me: So yeah, he is great (aside from being broken and emotionally distant) but um, this sounds awful but… I dont think I can ever be with someone with an “avg” penis…
Me: What am I going to do with that?? Watch, I’ll meet the perfect guy one day, but he’ll have a youth-size penis and it wont work bc I’m a horny skank
Roommate: lol you’ll find the right penis. attached to the right man

Aahhh… what would I do without the support and optimism from great friends? *sniffles* There’s hope for me. He’ll be smart, successful, funny, and hung! Just you watch!

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