The Sound of Love

in Quotable Quotes

New relationships can be marvelous! Everything is wonderful when both are polite and respectful of each other. Ever wonder at what point in the relationship that sorta ends? My roommate figured it out.

Roommate: It’s all magical until someone farts. 

Farting is like the gateway drug. It opens the door for more less appealing things to come. Remember there was a time when you couldn’t even imagine pooping at his place or wearing period-stained underwear on a date? Usher in peeing with the door open, picking your nose, and plucking your armpit hair. Yup, the moment you fart in front of him, it’s game over.

Leave a comment!

Leave a Comment

Previous post:

Next post: